SPECIAL CANDY IN THE BASEMEntT(confessions of a teenage douchebag)

by PARTY DUDE OTTAWA

{NOT ON F.B. STAFF, JUST SOME JERK WE KNOW, WE SAID HE COULD HAVE A COLUMN}

Fuck did anyone catch last of Saved by the Bell episode 211 where the kids start a band with screech on the keyboards, man this episode rocks, I didn't catch the ending so if you seen it emailz me wit what happened at address fuckyousatan@XXXXXXXXX.COM (EDITED TO CONTACT P.D.O. EMAIL FUNGUS BOY & WE WILL FORWARD THE MESSAGE)

I watched a good movie called PATCH ADAMS. wholly hell pure freakin' master piece a cross between rain man and plan 9 from outer space.

Man the quiznos sub commercial is awesome. "Too young to die, too old to care".

In a used book store last week I over heard a guy bitching to his buddy because he couldn't find a Steven Segal biography, he was certain they would have one,it wasn't in the section he was sure it would be in.1. who the fuck would read a biography on Segal. 2. who the fuck would write a bio on Segal. 3. who the fuck would buy one??? 4. did the book store have one some body bought?

If you want to feel better about yourself, watch american splendor, cinea mania, disinformation dvd's. no matter how depressed you feel, Some of these fucks got it way worse. the sun shines brightest on the weirdo's and freaks of the world then hollywood makes a movie about it.

REPLAY LOUNGE shirt on MONSTER HOUSE discovery channel show. The host is a dick, future house episode when the go back six months later, girl wearing Replay chair shirt. The couple also have a little boy named Kansas,

tall dude from mr show in SPAM commercial. family at a table run out of spam, then a spam van crashes thru the wall. new slogan "crazy tasty"

Growing up I dreamed of being a host on QVC home shopping network. infotainment, sometimes it's the only thing on tv to watch even many years later, tv really sucks these days.

"FUCK YOU SATAN" the punchline to a yet to be written joke.

"Nightmares are only good dreams in reverses" travis from tacoma

CABIN FEVER great fucking movie with a lot of good scenes ripped off from classic horror movies.

"BLACK ALBINO STRAIGHT FROM ALABAM" black albino in JULIEN DONKEY BOY.

 

"DON'T DO DRUGS AND STAY IN SCHOOL"

mORE IN THE FUTURE??